His rules

He: Hey showing the world your ass!
me: Uhm, insta?
He: Yes
me: Well, it’s my back!
He: That’s mine… no it’s not, it’s your ass as well
me: God…
He: Show your beautiful back by all accounts… nut that ass is mine
       I’ll let you off this time
me: Won’t happen again
Sir
He: It better not young lady
me: Will you punish me then?
He: Not today, no
      But if I find out you have ever done that again without showing me first to ask permission… then yes
me: You should write me your rules…
He: My rules are simple
      Think of ME first before you do anything and be a good girl